TL;DR: Another short story. We are being chased. That’s all I know. It’s the year 3000, and my license just expired. That doesn’t really matter, since we’re near death. I should also mention that we’re in space. Deep space. That area of space that astronomers haven’t looked at yet. I took over driving the ship because the dope Buz was all over the place. That...
Anonymous asked: I think I'll just disappear for awhile.
CM: Time to wake up our little friend Jose
Jose: Ahh. Hola, senorita!
CM: Stop calling me a girl! (as he walks away)
Conversation between Jose the talking Parrot and a disney Cast Member. I find it hilarious every time.
Anonymous asked: That one chick you're always hanging out with..with the weird hair? :p
Anonymous asked: it doesn't matter if you won't tell us who you like, you already look like you're in a relationship. I don't think so though..
Okay, so earlier today I was in the FastPass lane for Splash Mountain. We were stopped because Captain McDouchebag was arguing with the cast member there. He said something about “waiting in line for 30 minutes” and that he wanted “to go to the front of the line on another ride”. Here’s what I think went down: Captain McDouchebag and his little son (no older than 4)...
I almost asked someone if there was a Pizza my Heart nearby. And then I remembered I was in So-Cal…
Disneyland had fireworks today. I didn’t see them, but I sure heard it. It sounded like there was an attack outside. Sometimes I like to think I’m in a warzone.
Anonymous asked: Well alright then.
It’s a good song. That’s all there is...
I want to follow a random family around Disneyland...
Hey look. An idea. You know, since I’m going to Disneyland and all.
Starting to hate facebook now. It needs to stop changing. It was just fine being it’s own thing. It’s stealing ideas from G+ (which is awesome, BTW), and turning into a terrible terrible thing. Any more changes and i’m out.
Anonymous asked: C'mon, tell us. Do you have a crush on anyoneee?
Anonymous asked: but do you like anyone?
Anonymous asked: why don't you gave a girlfriend? <--- that sounds have harsh. I should have put it as do you want a girlfriend?
Anonymous asked: Are you going to do your homework while a Disneyland?
I’m going to Disneyland Wednesday, all the way until next Tuesday. That’s right, a week of Disney. A whole motherfucking week! I’m supposed to tell my teachers so they know. A few of them gave me stuff to work on while I’m gone. My reaction was this: Serioulsy? Then Lol nope.
Alarm: off. Lights: off. Door: closed. Bed: made. I think I’ll have the best night’s sleep I’ve had in a LONG time.
In Our Last Moments
Read the story while listening to this: http://youtu.be/zagwDT7kPVM (For the TL;DR people: this is a short story I just wrote. So if you don’t mind, read it. It will make me happy There is a right time for everything. Except for death. Never in my entire life have I ever seen a death that came at just the right moment. The death of friends. Family. Even complete strangers. I thought I was...
Finally got my steampunk welding goggles today. Pictures tomorrow, because I’m to damn tired to take them now.
Anonymous asked: Eyyy essay. Whatttup? LMAO!
Anonymous asked: Tell me more about your panic attacks
I was checking my old posts, and damn, I was a pretty interesting/deep/awesome Tumblr-er. This, of course, was all before my panic attacks. But you don’t want to hear that! So anyway, I want to get back to that. Posting original stuff, with occasional rebloging. To my few followers, would you mind rebloging this post, or just mentioning my in one of your posts? I would greatly appreciate...