I tried to eat my cereal with a fork this morning. It’s very ineffective when you want to get some milk with every bite of cereal.
I think I get it now.
The reason why I’ve never dated, is because I can never keep a “like” for a long period of time. Mainly because I can’t relate to them. If a chick was like me (or at least what I would classify as awesome) I could probably keep that “like.” I usually loose interest within a week or two. I feel terrible.
Jesus and Tacos Addiction of a Dinosaur Journey through the Mind of the Man who changed the Universe Notes of Schwa Allowed to Speak The last Remaining Tape Shiny Things and Motherly Love Shitty Day, Fishboy? Teachers Lie Fractal Cat Forever Remembered Diamonds are Soft Tales of a Conformist Lightbulb Panic Attack Desk Chair of Doom My T-Rex is Better than Yours Just a few ideas....
I overheard someone say something about costumes. I heard “Jesus and Tacos.” This is now a band name idea for me.
I think I’m a bad person; and sometimes I think I’m not good enough; and sometimes i wonder if I did something wrong. And sometimes, sometimes I question my existence on this planet. And right now, I’m thinking all of them.
For some strange reason, I want to kiss my piggy bank.
Dear Brennan Young,
What the FUCK is your problem?
Last night I had a weird Captain Hook dream. Weird…
Re-blog and strike out what you are/have done My personality: I’m loud. I’m obnoxious. I’m sarcastic. I’m cocky. I cry easily. I have a bad temper. For the most part i don’t like people. I’m easy to get along with. I have more enemies than friends. I’ve smoked. I’ve smoked weed I drink coffee I clean my room daily. My appearance: I wear makeup. I wear a piece of jewellery at...
Choose the right friends. Choose to do well in school. Choose to do well in life. Choose to get a good girlfriend. Choose to FUCKING tell her before she goes out with another guy. Choose to stay healthy. Choose to go to bed at a decent hour. Choose to love the good friends you have made. The choice is yours.
I had a crazy dream last night.
First off, I was standing outside some building (at night) just minding my own business, and I hear on some cops radio that they are looking for a male teen for [murder? escaping prison?] I’m not sure what for, but they were looking for him. They thought it was me, and I’m like “No! No it wasn’t me! I swear I didn’t do it!.” They took me in anyway (a little...
Drunks run stop signs, Pot-Heads wait for it to turn green.
One sharpie, One mini Rubix-Cube, A pair of sharpie’d hands, and 2 days later I get awesome.
They are awesome.
I should have said something sooner.
This is my 200th post!
Hooray! I feel special…
If you reblog this,
thatgirlmaritoni: heydarlynfajota: I will SERIOUSLY, leave at least 1 or 2 message(s) for you in your ask :D I’m forreals. this never happens to me .. but we’ll see .. Why the hell not?
FUCK YOU MARRY POPPINS! I’M A DIABETIC! Not really, but I thought of It earlier so I had to post!
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ayehannahh: fuckyeahalexis: heyitzpamela: JANUARY=PIMP Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the centre. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn’t pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions....